40 Dinosaur Jokes for Every Laugh-O-Saurus


Dinosaur jokes are a guaranteed roaring good time for everyone and are certain to have you dino-laughter. Ok, sorry, we’ll leave the rest of the punning and joking to the comedians. But if you find all your dinosaur material isn’t hitting nearly as well as a comet, try these animal memes, fish puns, cow jokes, or knock knock jokes for kids on for size.

1. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!

2. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!

3. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!

4. What do you call twin dinosaurs?

5. What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!

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6. Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?
Because they can’t afford new ones!

7. Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?
Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

8. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes?
A dino-sewer.

9. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara’s Tops!

10. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

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11. Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent.
It’s called a thesaurus.

12. Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones.

13. What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it doesn’t see you.

14. What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?

15. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

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